Waveland Bowl - Week 1 Review

Meet the lineup for your 2008 Nights Are 4ever Bowling team:

Leadoff - Chas

Two-hole - Meg

Striker - Maddog

Cleanup - AP

Sixth Man - Big Play

The Mad Pino - LC

Nights Are 4ever took on The Schlubs And Co. team on the eve of March 18. The first of three games was taken by Nights Are 4ever, led by Chas and his 155. As Bud Light started to take effect, Nights Are 4ever surrendered a close game two. The team was working on all cylinders for game three, as Maddog posted an impressive 183. Team morale was at an all-time high when Big Play made a post-game appearance for some celebratory libations. Big Play had to miss the evening's match due to a prior commitment to a local charity. The unselfish, skilled play of both Meg and AP will be something that teams will have to reckon with throughout this season. I don't envy those folks. LC was out of town on business, but she hopes to rejoin the team for next week's match.

Pictures to come in subsequent weeks.

I Am Crazy For This Chicken

El Pollo Loco opened up a location in my neighborhood earlier this month. They have been moving into the Chicagoland area recently, and they receive rave reviews. I had to try their chicken offerings to find out for myself. I am happy to report that everything I've tried has been delicious. The Ultimate Grilled Burrito combo was top notch, and the $1 chicken legs are delectable. But I think my favorite item so far has been the Original Pollo Bowl. Chicken breast, pinto beans, rice, cilantro, onions and Pico de Gallo combine for a flavor sensation unlike anything you've had served to you in a bowl from Chipotle. I am sure to frequent this location for months to come. Alas, they are not open late night for your post-bar burrito cravings.

Recent News

Recently, someone at my company made the executive decision to remove Twix from the vending machine and replace them with Oreos. I love a good Oreo, but I find myself missing the creamy caramel that Twix brought to the table. In honor of Twix, I would like to leave you with these words, originally penned by Mr. Kenny Rogers:

Through the years

You've never let me down

You turned my life around

The sweetest days I've found

I've found with you

The Magic Bullet

I was flipping through the channels the other night, and I happened upon an infomercial for The Magic Bullet. I was so amazed by the product, I could not tear myself away from the channel. Like the Miracle Blade and The Ronco Rotisserie before it, I was hooked. I was a bit disappointed by the pricing of this item, though. I was hoping that it would cost no more than $49.99, but when the price was finally revealed, they had it at $99.99. I suppose that's still good, especially since you get two full systems, but I don't need two. I just need one. Oh, they tell you that the second one will "make a great gift", but I don't have any friends. Anyway, it's a pretty cool appliance, but you should check it out for yourselves here.

April Fools?

If you are looking for a way to celebrate the day after April Fools' Day, as I know you are, look no further than Martyr's. Martyr's will be hosting Tributosaurus, who will be performing all the classic hits of Journey. Now I know what you're saying. "If I wanted to see a Journey tribute band, I would just visit a bar in the south suburbs any weekend." Fair enough. But, I can assure you that Tributosaurus pulls together their shows with amazing sonic accuracy and flair. Start growing out your mullets now, because this is going to be a happening.

Martyr's, April 2, 7:00 and 9:30pm.

My Two Dads

Remember that show "My Two Dads"? Of course you do, it was excellent. Well, if I had to choose two dads, these are the two that I would choose. Also, the next time you are shopping on Amazon.com, I would suggest choosing the "Nights Are Forever" album.

Ridin' The Rail

If you are overweight and/or if you have a chronic cough, please do not sit next to me on public transportation. And I apologize in advance for the alcohol smell emanating from my pores. Thanks!

Tonight's Plan - A Century Of Progress

So, I think I'm going to meet up with some friends this evening at Fat Cat for a rousing game of Century Club. For those of you not familiar with this game, it is very simple. Century Club is played by each member taking a shot glass of beer every minute for 100 minutes. The winner is the person who lasts the whole game without passing out or leaving the room. Vomiting is usually allowed; however, in some extreme games, vomiting will result in elimination. Atomic Century Club is this game but every tenth shot is vodka or tequila. So the bartender at Fat Cat, Kyle, said he would set us up tonight. I'm not sure what that will consist of, but I'm hoping a table full of shot glasses, and a large tub filled with ice and beers. Bob is going to need this to get him primed for the downtown clubs later in the evening.

Indian Food

Do you enjoy massive amounts of curry in your food? If so, you might enjoy this article that breaks down the items that you will find at an all you can eat Indian buffett. Deepak and I are making plans to tackle one of these buffetts soon. Do you dare join us?

Huge Sausage

Get there!


Larger-Than-Life Bratwurst Drop
What: 2 Dudes Catering chefs Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo count down as a giant bratwurst drops from a crane onto a two-story grill.
Why: When you’re a brat, you’re at your worst.
When: Fri., 11 a.m.-1 p.m.
Where: John Hancock Plaza, 875 N. Michigan Ave., at Delaware Pl.

Win A Date - Scarlett Johansson

Put your money where your mouth is, or where it would like to be. Bid on a date with Ms. Scarlett Johansson. There are only seven days remaining to bid on eBay. Click on her left breast in the picture for more info.

Bonus Event Pick O' The Week - Crew Karaoke

If you enjoy karaoke and gay porn, get out to Crew tonight for you chance to sing karaoke to win gay porn! Click on the picture for more information.

Event Pick O' The Week - 'Lost' Viewing Party

'Lost' viewing party
Stretch Run Sporting Club & Grill
544 N. La Salle St.
Chicago, IL 60610

Watch the show's fourth season, plus get $15 Corona buckets and $5 Jack Daniel's and gin cocktails (in honor of characters Jack Shephard and Jin Kwon). Trivia and prizes follow.

Dudes, take your ladies out for a night on the town. They can watch Lost on one of over 200 television monitors. And while they enjoy the ABC drama, you can get lost in the drama of live action horse racing! Many of those 200 television monitors will be set to simulcast races from around the country. Pimlico never looked as good as it does on one of Strech Run's HD tv screens. Drink specials ensure that you will have plenty left over for exacta and trifecta wagering. It's a win/win that the ladies in your life will thank you for again and again!

Ridin' The Rail

Today when I boarded the train at the Wilson stop, I planted myself in a single seat in the corner of the train car. I'm afraid I sat in the bum dude's seat. You know, the seat where the bum was sitting before he got off the train right before you got on? There was a sweet stench that permeated the car, and it seemed to be originating from my general vicinity. Thankfully, by Fullerton, the smell had exhausted itself. Or maybe I was just used to it at that point, I'm not sure. Anyway, when I finally got to my office, the smell returned for a bit. I think it rubbed off on me. Curses, bum dude!